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SOMEONE GIVE MY DOG A DRINK!
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BREAKING — President Obama Will Announce Today Complete Drawdown of US Troops in Iraq to Zero By End of Year
Jake Tapper at ABC News just confirmed. Great, great news.
Hell fucking yes.
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I was straight up baller in that Christmas sweatshirt. Now, my bangs, awesoommeeee…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2004. 19 years old. I was a skank and I can still clean a kitchen. Gonna be married in 8 days. Look at my premature beer belly!
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(via itsalwayssunny)
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I think after my family leaves my wedding reception, I’m going to change into a Halloween costume and host the biggest flip cup tournament I’ve ever seen.
Rule 1: Nick and I cannot lose. If our team gets knocked out, we can kick 2 people off the winning team and keep playing. AKA. Keep drinking. I don’t find this cheating.
Rule 2: okay, there is only one rule.
Now, what Halloween costume will I get……………
slutty beauty queen
slutty bride
slutty princess
slutty mcpoyle
slutty zombie
slutty belle
slutty snow white
slutty skank.
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I take pride in my play lists for parties. They have never been super stressful, but always take me a couple of days to get some good songs on there.
Making a wedding play list is stressful as fuck! WAH!
BUT, I’ve almost have it perfect…
but I also have 45 days so I know I’ll think of more songs and then I’ll be back at the beginning! This is the 5th time I’ve edited it since August 1st.
But, I love music! I want all our favorite songs played! :)
That’s enough buts. BUTT!
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I really need get my bangs trimmed! Last time I was in this position I got really drunk and did them myself!
Now my bangs are long and to the side. Angled if you may. I fucked them up so bad that I had to cut them straight across and short. Let me show you some photos. :(
Yes, I am a creeper. Hi!
Gross. And I was a little heavier, too! :-/
But you get the picture.
Someone cut my hair for the price of a beer and some lovin’!
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HOPSCOTCH IS IN 4.5 DAYS!
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A video of the gang describing season 7.
“Filthy”
